Marcus starts three injured guys, loses by four, blames the app
Posted Monday, October 19
There are bad lineup decisions, and then there is starting a player who was announced out on Saturday, a player in a walking boot, and a player who was traded to a team that had the night off. Marcus did all three and still came within four points of Dre's bench, which is somehow the most impressive and least impressive thing to happen in this league all season.
Asked for comment in the group chat, Marcus said the app "didn't send a notification." The app sent four.
Game of the week
Load Management put up 1,312 against Tank Commander, who has now lost five straight and is either rebuilding or simply not checking his phone. Sources close to the team confirm it is the second one.
Waiver wire report
Dre picked up three guards on Tuesday and dropped two of them by Thursday. His transaction count is now higher than his win total and his winning percentage combined.