Scheduled for Monday, Oct 26 at 9:00 AM. Tone: Trash talk
Big Mike drafts four centers, finishes last in assists, says it's "a strategy"
Week one is in the books and Big Mike's roster looks like a lineup card from 1994. Four centers, zero point guards, and an assist total that would embarrass a statue. He has asked the group chat to "trust the process." Nobody in this league has ever trusted Big Mike.
Mentions a manager by nickname. Check that "Big Mike" is fine with your friend's league.